Dear
Spidey Sense
I don't really know how to tell you this, but Our horoscope doesn't match. I think I realized it When I saw the shrunken head As you ate enchilada and I saw you Ignore My avocado plant
.I'm sure you're man enough to understand That I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning Your love letters to you, but I'll keep The results of your blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I Will tell the authorities about A new life as a clone.
Greetings to your freaky family,
-Jess
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Devious Comments
I think I realized it That night In women's clothing and I saw you Sit on My penpal in Ghana.
I'm sure you're Frostbitten enough to understand That I did a sex-change.
I'm returning Your ring to you, but I'll keep Your suicide note as a memory.
You should also know that I Always will remember Cocaine abuse.
Well that was.... Interesting.
HI! *explodes away in a puff of SWEET SWEET CANDY*
You dislike me????
and..
and...
YOU HAD A SEX CHANGE?!!!!!!!!
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JIBBERISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*jabjab*
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O quam sancta, quam serena,
quam benigma, quam amoena
O castitatis lilium
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That thing lied (at least about me disliking you...I kinda like my new lady parts) So dont you worry!
xDDDDDDDDDD
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O quam sancta, quam serena,
quam benigma, quam amoena
O castitatis lilium
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